American Psycho meets Gordon Ramsey in this food-blog styled experimental short horror story titled Eat the Rich: Billionaire on a Budget, Simple Pan-fried Sweetbreads on Cauliflower Puree with Pear Balsamic Chutney.

With a taste of simplicity, I have developed a more inexpensive recipe for billionaire sweetbreads complete with blog introduction, footnotes, and comments.

Enjoy this culinary treat.